ZOE AND THE HIGH HEEL KILLERS

Zoé never wears shoes. She says she likes to feel the earth underneath her bare feet.
"Plus shoes, or whatever is the name you give them: sandals, tongs, boots, ballerinas ... etc are not natural. I mean feet have to be free otherwise you will never be free yourself. Look at me! Free as a dove!"
Then she stopped talking and add "Awe, gosh, you, humans, cannot TP yourselves."

I am getting used to her vocabulary but you don't probably know what TP means. It means Tele-Transport, Keep in mind that Zoé is from another planet, where things we can't even imagine happen...

But let's come back to shoes.
I told her that she had to try and wear some, she turned around, looked at me and then she added with half a smile: "Two shoes hahahaha ... where I come from two can be too much or not enough hahahaha" and she winked at me.

She is always asking things but answers very little.

So we went to my shoe closet and opened it. She was flabbergasted!!! "Wow. You even have the same model in different colours... You are so strange."

She is probably right, again!!! Honestly, I don't need so many shoes: does this mean I may be a fashion victim? Jeez that girl always makes me feel like I am a stupid ass!!! Of course I should have been able to answer "Yes, I like to match my outfits ... and then it also depends on my mood or the occasion, the moment of the day... It depends on so many things.!!!", but I just smiled back at her and kept my mouth zipped.

She was standing there with eyes wide open, trying to make up her mind and choose a pair... Then before she did it I said "Let me do it for you, let me give you a hand ... " and she answered "You should give me two feet instead hahahaha". Grrr! So, what the hell, I took a pair out of the self and gave it to her: "There try those ones."

She sat on an armchair and slipped her perfect pedicured feet into my shoes...

"Oh, Lord of the Universe... How do you manage your balance with such ARTEFACT!!!
- Wait a sec, I gasped trying my best not to burst out into laughters. Keep calm and wait a sec. Feel your feet, don't move yet. Wait a sec until you are sure you can walk
- I'm never going to be able to move, not even an inch with those dreadful KILLERS on!!! No way! All yours...!!!" and she gave me back my stilettos.

Here goes a pic. ^_***