ZOÉ AND OUR HAIR STYLE...

Zoé is having hair issues. She can't find a style wich fits her and her way of life.
She went down town to stroll along the streets and observe what trends human females had adopted.
She also had a look at several fashion magazines, but she came back home slightly dissapointed.
I didn't mentioned it previously but Zoé is living with us at home and occupies the guest bathroom...
Don't question why, you know that she is different, right?
I am affraid she is starting to find humans boring ...

"Yol, I'd like to know why all Spanish women have long hair... You know I am pretty good at maths and at first glance [my glances are like surveys as my brain processes information pretty fast] around 89.6% of the females have long hair!
- Ah well, that is something I didn't know. I mean, yeap you're right most of my female friends have long hair though that is something that has never surprised me, I mean I don't care at all... Not important to me. I am quite used to that... Oh, but I can perfectly understand that is a bit unexpected for somebody like you.
- What do you mean by "somebody like me"? Any OOTS folks are different from YOU HUMANS.
You see WE are not the special ones. YOU are the strange ones..."

Yeah, right OOTS is another word of hers. It means "Out Of The Strastophere"... We have to admit that we might be slightly limited in our vocabulary, but this is another subject which can be really interesting too. I'll put it on my list.

"So sorry Zoé, I didn't mean to upset you.
- Oh no, it's OK or all right. This is what YOU say don't you? I am not upset, I am just trying to make you understand that humans are really different from the rest of the species I know.
You see the fact that an 89.6% of the female population has long hair is very relevant. It means that there is a strong will to look all alike, Same outfits, same shoes, same hair... You cover your bodies and hide behind hair... The only explanation to that phenomenom is that an 89.6% has serious problems with its personality."

I was unable to answer. What could I say to that? She has the power to make me feel like a total stranger in my own country... The thing is do we, human females, have this problem? Do we really try to avoid looking different from one another? and if so why? Are we so vain to care only about our outside look?

Here is a pic of what we look like with our long hair  ^_*** according to her ...